Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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Anonymous asked: you have squinty eyes when you smile its so cute. you and nicole are precious. :)
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Anonymous asked: Have you and your gf had sex yet?
Anonymous asked: you should find a really cool friend that will invite both you and nicole over their house so you guys can spend time together
Anonymous asked: she is Brianna's ex. Brianna is Nicole's ex.
Anonymous asked: In the tinychat pic whos the girl on the very bottom next to you now the very right?
Anonymous asked: Why can't you sleep at her house?
Anonymous asked: the questions you get freak me out if i were you i would answer each one with different variations of meth related response "Have you gone down on your girlfriend?" "Lol have you smoked meth?" "are you lesbian?" "meth" "i think your pretty" "Meth is a HELL of a drug," "Shoot a video!!!" "oh of my meth lab?"...
Anonymous asked: who is gaby?
Anonymous asked: You are stunning. I could tell you're so nice and that you are a good person. Never lose that smile because you light up this whole entire world. You deserve everything that's great and beautiful in life. xoxo<3
Anonymous asked: last question. are you allowed to have sleep overs with nicole?